Wenzi - The bane of my existence

Last night, two hours after going to sleep I am woken up by a familiar buzzing in my ear, then the realization that my whole body itches worse than a whore at a herpes clinic. I was then consumed by an overwhelming hatred toward my new arch nemesis, the mosquito. I turned the light on and found that somehow more than 10 of these little fuckers had crept into my room, then a rabid murderous rampage ensued.... I killed all that I saw with reckless abandon, some of them popped at the smacking and droplets of probably my own blood began to cover my hand. I think I killed around 8, and drove a couple out the window. I looked in the mirror than there were around 15 bites over my back arms and even my thumb...they went so low as to bite my thumb...the opposable thumb that separates man from his banana sucking cousins...unthinkable. So I got out some itch cream and spread that stuff around, and things soon quelled to only a medium level of itch.

Fuck You Clown!!!

This is the second or third time the mosquitos have come in at night and bitten me nearly to death, so today I had the novel idea that I should have thought of weeks ago to actually go out and buy some mosquito killing stuff. I bought this electric thing you plug in and is supposed to kill them, we'll see tonight how well that works. It is made by Raid, I have trust in their quality crafstmanship, will report later on its efficacy.

If you are in the mood for a puzzle, check out Petals Around the Rose, it took me about ten minutes to figure out. If you ever wanted to see Transformers breakdancing, this pimping video will certainly satisfy you.